Rocking Chair' - A calm ballad about an old elven lady remembering the times when she was young and fierce.Ĭold Blows the Wind' - The love ballad of a budding necromancer and the lover she lost to the sea. Each verse is how they helped the party, and how they died is in the chorus: 'There were Seven Screw-ups in the party in all, One sang with the banshee in the hall and then there were Six Screw-ups in the party in all' Popularly altered to sing the praises of other unfortunate adventuring groups. The Seven Screw-ups That Saved the World' - A song about an adventuring party in which the members kept dying but still managed to stop the apocalypse. Worshipers say any bard who sings the song will face divine retribution, but for most bards, this wasn’t their last song. The Seven Dwarves' - song about how seven dwarves help to rescue a human maiden poisoned by a female wizard.īlasphemy Song' - a rhyming song where every verse is an insult to a god. My Shortest Love' - a song about the love between an elf and a halfling (hence “shortest”). Failing the check results in being unable to sing or speak for 1d6 hours.

Our Son Arsen's Arsine Arson and Parson Carson's Incarceration Assertion' - This bar song is known for being a dangerous tongue twister, and requires a DC 20 perform or linguistics check to sing without a serious mouth injury. The Crown on the Head and the Crown on the Heart' - An epic poem describing a king who was usurped and his journey of growth on his return to the throne.Īshkeeper' - A slow and somber dwarven chant about the history of one of their oldest and deepest fortresses. The Wizard and the Wren' - A children's song about a wizard who built a wooden town taller than any in the land that was undone by a wren who needed twigs to build its nest. 'No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, 'cus the Ranger there among them had a crossbow at his hip.' Werewolves struggle to resist joining in during these parts, as does anyone else who has had a few.Ĭrossbow' - A song about a Ranger who rides into town to collect a bounty, alive or dead, against the Barbarian Reckless Redd. Lycan Virgin' - Famous wenching song punctuated by wolf howls. To those who do speak Aquan it tells the story of 'The One who causes the waves' and how he fought the gods themselves to reclaim the sea as his own.

The Deep One's Sea Shanty' - To anyone who can’t speak Aquan this sound sounds like an upbeat sea shanty sung in another language. This song has a part two called 'Stuffing The Magic Dragon' in which the party has the dragon stuffed and brought to their castle. Snuffed The Magic Dragon' - A song about slaying a dragon that has terrorized the countryside. One hundred songs that your bard knows how to play! d100

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